plans

keeley: woo!
flo: what’s the big deal?
madz: it’s about time you and damon made it official.
flo: but why are we celebrating?
shanaynay & tahlula: we don’t need a reason.
keeley: exactly!
flo: did i miss someone’s birthday?
keeley: no. but you could say that this is the birth of flamon.
flo: the fact that you combined our names to make a nickname for our relationship, scares me.
madz: hahah that’s hilarious! anyway, next weekend – huge night out. girls only.
flo: i thought we’re celebrating the birth of flamon? wouldn’t we do a girls only night when someone becomes single?
shay (shanaynay): we celebrate anything and everything.
tay (tahlula): seriously who needs a reason to get drunk.
flo: that’s true – but i don’t see what the big deal is about… flamon.
keeley: look, we’re just happy to finally see you too hook up, as a couple.
madz: i think he suits you better than shane.
flo: they’re two completely different guys – no one is better than the other.
keeley: who’s better in bed?
flo: that’s none of your business.
shay: i reckon damon would be.
tay: no i think shane.
flo: what the hell? *laugh*
tay: i’ve never met shane, but if he can secretly deceive someone like that, he’s gotta be good in bed. you know – like the movies, mysterious but seductive.
flo:…
madz:…
keeley:…
shay: nah, definitely damon. those eyes, that face, that body.
flo: um… girls…
shay: i’m just saying! i’m not crushing on him or anything – i just take notice of them… working in the industry that tay and i do, you can’t avoid noticing!
tay: she’s right.
madz: i totally agree!
keeley: what the fuck?
flo: haha! ok this conversation is getting weird. fine fine, night out next weekend – not this one right?
keeley: correct. besides, it’d been ages since i’d gotten smashed.
madz: didn’t you get smashed just this past weekend?
keeley: oh yeah… but that doesn’t count. i only got smashed because i was upset we weren’t staying at the setai for the entire week.
flo: boo hoo.
keeley: shut up!
madz: so we all good for then?
flo: isn’t it early to be planning?
keeley: no – we just want to make sure you keep it free.
flo: ok ok!
shay: can we eat now?
tay: oh yes, i’m starving!
flo: let’s go then, why are we still here?

and that was the conversation that took place in the hallway of my apartment building last night.

i was taken aback by the comparison of damon and shane by the twins.
i found it odd, but at the same time humorous.
and i know what you’re thinking, but i’m not going to tell you who’s better in bed.

this weekend the 5 of us were heading out to breakfast before a massage and some shopping.
no doubt everyone was on the look out for a new outfit.
but why the fuck not – i was stoked to be celebrating… the birth of flamon.
that had to be the most horrid thing i’d heard come out of keeley’s mouth.

flamon…

god… my friends are weird!

- love flo.